CHINESE ORAL

CHINESE ORAL SHIT !
hahahahha my friends are a bunch of joker man !
i screwed my chinese oral but there are ppl worse !
OKOKAY YOU ARE SOOO GOING TO LAUGH UR ASS OFF !

after my oral i told jojo and quinne i screwed like shit .
QUINNE:eh you dun sad dun sad .i tell u what i do u sure happy alr ..

ORAL QUESTION (in chinese):
talking about food poisoning .rojak incident
which country you think cleaner?sing or overseas ?

QUINNE :Erms i think Africa and India very dirty ..singapore still O.K.A.Y
(SPEAKING IN FLUENT ENGLISH !!!!)
TEACHER :EXCUSE ME !THIS IS A CHINESE ORAL !
QUINNE : okok WAIT !
than she started blabbering in EL AGAIN !
HAHAHAHAHAH you shd see how she imitate
Teacher got pissed and said ENOUGH U MAY GO .
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?
SHE PASSED !LOL LOL

Next idiot :APRIL LEE !
she came to us and say eh waulaus you know what ?!!
I THOUGHT RACIAL RIOT LEA !
Cause the teacher never say rojak !she say wat YIN DU YIN DU !
I WANTED TO SAY INDIAN FIGHT WITH HUA REN !-.-
hahahahaha !

Another stupid one:EUGENE !
Wah this one super funny !
he said everything IN CHINESE !
and he mentioned all the points.
what should be clean lah all the shit and ..
HE FAILED !
HAHAHAH !NO OFFENCE !
he couldn't believe it and he claims that the teacher see the name wrongly !
what maybe the person above him was supposed to fail !


LASTLY ME !!!
wah my reading ah !cmi !
Got one is what shen lin(forest)
as you know the word SHEN got 3 mu !
than i dunnoe so i said LING LIN !
SO IT GOES LIKE ...ZAI LING LIN LI YOU YI ZHI NIAO !
(IN THE FOREST GOT ONE BIRD)
LOOOOOLS !
hmms as for conversation ...
I FORGOT HOW TO SAY WEI SHEN (HYGIENE)
SO i kept say what ying kai gan jing.
TEACHER : what do you think should be done ?
ME: ums ums ..zhen fu ying kai ma na ge zhu rojak de ren .
LOLS ohmytian ?!
halfway through i thought OVER ALR LEA !
cause the teacher kept quiet
so i stand up getting rdy to go ...dhen he say...
NI GAN MA ZHAN QI LAI?!?!
HAI MEI YOU WAN !
PHEW we didn't get CHU LAO SHI !
IF NOT AH ..ALL FAIL SIAS !
SHE WILL WO DI MA AH !
WHAT LAO TIAN YE ALL THE CRAP !

OVERALL:QUINNE FUNNIEST !
SHE'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT MAN !
HAHAHAH BOTH HER ORAL DAMN FUNNY !

ohyaaa !one more thing!
you shoud read marcus's compo !
what mama de hai zi all si because of dunnoe wat la !
hahahah he WRITE WHAT ai ai ai got 35 !