THE SITUATION

THE SITUATION

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2009

Goodbye 2008 & Hello 2009 !

went to celebrate countdown with jojo..ate steamboat at novena .

joanne is a big eater ! people !next time who wanna eat steamboat you know who to find : D


around 11 plus ,april and gang went to find us and we celebrated by playing sparkles and some party poppers !


HEY GUYS ! THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE !
AFI'S MUFFIN CAN BE RATED 10/10 !

it's simply irresistable and delicious !


just have to take one bite & you'll be addicted !


I;M SERIOUUS MAN !


Jojo wanted to study so we headed to park mac to mug for A-maths !

studied for 2 hrs and we started talking crap !

it's been ages since i last chatted with my heartheart !ahahs we talked about back than when we were only sec one & other nonsense..time really flies man .i missed being a sec 1 kid !hahahs i kinda forgot how i look like when i was sec 1 xD

I'm kinda sian blogging now ..hahah i shall just post pictures;D























I BOUGHT FOR HER A BALLOON !


see her :omg i love valerie chang face :D

























We specially went to eat steamboat all because of jojo's craving for LALAS !


The thing that will brighten up her day is FOOOD -.-x























wdh ! look at my tiny eyes :(












































The CHILLI squid damn shiok!





















Jo: I love the meat ! bt i love valerie more :D





















eh ,you know why my face likedhat ?

i looking at hot guys .LOL















SAMBAL FISH !


I KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE DROOLING !




















enjoying her lalas(:
















Now you can see who's a better chilli eater ! mine is the one on the right :x




















crabs anyone ?























Eh joanne ! stop tormenting that poor prawn lah!

die alr still wanna play with it !




















I can peel prawns very well !

any guys wanna date me now ?(:





















My final work ^^





















OMG !sinful!























FATFATFAT !




















first, she tries to crack the crab using the GENTLE way .




















she couldn't succeed so she resorted to violence !

look at her constipated face .LOL




















Finally,there she got it(:




















ATE ALOT !


i almost puked !



















she's going to vomit anytime.




















eh ! i know i don't look like i'm going to vomit ! bt i was really full man ! LOL























I GOT BORED !& jo was too full to entertain me...





so....


























i played with foood =D




















camwhore in the toliet(:








loook at my seductive face ! LOL

that's about all ! have a great 2009 ahead !

REMEMBER TO BE HAPPY :D

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

tired

Heyyos people !
i realised i've been blogging like almost everyday !hahahs i think first time blog always like this .let's just see what happens after a few mths...
went to help out in some orientation thing.
My younger sis coming to yckss & she's joining netball :D well, whole family of netballers (:
she's a joker man !she messaged me in the hall..
she:eh jie ! i die liao lah ! they having another audition on 7 jan ...
me:eh nvm one lah ! you can do it !just run and call for the ball
she: i did T.T ,but none of them wanna pass the ball to me :( LOL !
aiyarh! have the confident sis ! you have our family power ! hahahahs
>i got blacker(that's definately not goood)
>bt ran quite alot (good ! lose weight )
It ended at around six & i went to find terence for our 10 km jog routine !:D
went to yck stadim to jog ...okay i actually managed to jog finish 8 km which makes it 20 rounds around the track and terence completed his 10 km .wanted to go gym after our jog..but we were too lazy .hahahs !eh valerie !WELL DONE :D !next time i will complete the whole of 10 km !!! I can and i will do it :D
headed back to cg to do some sit-ups and pull ups .
terence did his while i just sat there telling him all my stories & problems(:
hahahs my childhood enemy actually became my goood listening ear :D
* eh i tell you !when i was young ,he held me by the collar of my shirt and lift me up *
hahahs ,he started bullying me since the day i stepped in castle green okay !
but ohwell ,he gives really good advices ^^ hehes !
EH TERENCE ! TRAIN HARD ! YOU'LL BE A RLY GOOOD MARTIAL ARTS PERSON IN THE FUTURE !YOUR TKD POWER LAH !although i'm better :D (hahahs just kidding) JIAYOUJIAYOUJIAYOUS !YOU CAN DO IT :D
My whole body is aching like hell now ! and i could barely walk properly !

HAHAHS ANY KINDSOUL WANNA HELP ME MASSAGE ? i will love you :D













eh i cannot find nice nice tkd pics of you so this will do !
you look "fierce"
guy on the right .retarded sias !LOL x:

Monday, December 29, 2008

CONFUSED

Went to the beach with april,afi & marium !took loads of sexyae photos ^^
waiting for afi to send me !AFI YOU BETTER HURRY UPLOAD ! lols !
It was fun (: now i'll just have to wait for the pics so i cn upload them !I know you guys are waiting for it :D !Can see my sexaye face.especially zl,can't wait to see.[ps lah .din help you take girls in bikini !i know you sure dissapointed] .LOL
hais ,i am WORRIED WORRIED WORRIED !ohwell ,april UNDERSTAND ! lols for the first time ah ! hope that top DON'T get sold out !!
Lols and i shall blog about smth super funny !zl & his HOUHOU bikini nonsense.

(1:15 AM) ZHENLONG™: siao pei!!
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: valerie!!!!
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: sorry la )=
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: TT
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: i really nv flirt!!
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: why u say i hong??
(1:16 AM) VALERIEEE !: eh dun disiao lah LOL
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: TT
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: i nv hong lor
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: TT
(1:16 AM) ZHENLONG™: i only ask u to buy the hou hou bikini for me hong meh??TT

*HOUHO BIKINI =bikini with padding that makes your boobs bigger*



hahahahhas ! This is only PART ONE

Later he not happy ,maybe cause i refuses to buy for him his hou bikini & i keep watching my show ..so he came out with another stupid edited thing ...

ZHENLONG™ I'll have to conquer my fears! says:
When i was born,mummy gave me the name Valerie .Irritating,Edible,Haterble and FRIENDLYMYASS ILYYY !XOXOXOX. ♥15 GOING 16[FRIENDS][FAMILY][SPORTS][STUDIES][FOOOD][ZHENLONG] is all she needs now(:

hahahaha !joker lah he ..okokay damn cute (MY ASS)

alrights that's all for today ! continue reading and laugh till your pants drop !xD















ZL inspires to be like him one day !
HIS IDOL -.-X

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Well done girls :D

Hahahs ! i know hema is waiting for me to blog about her yeah !so i shall blog specially for hemalatha daughter of alkabane :D


sh tutored me for 3 hrs ytd on chem.she's NUTS man .you know why ?


SHE ACTUALLY MEMORISED THE WHOLE PERIODIC TABLE !!!!

tsk kids,should learn more from her .LOLS.overall ,i managed to finish 3/4 of my chem hw !


hahahs so that 's gooodgooodgood .Thanks sh ! you make a wonderful teacher seriously !XOXOXO





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Went to hub to find jo and hema sexaye for dinner.Jo is one loud speaker while hema is a joker .Had loads of fun and they are damn nonsense people.


ME:eh wait ah ..my leg itchy i go scratch .(stands at the wall and scratch)

JO:SHOUTS:EH YOU SCRATCH FINISH ALR ANOT ?!
(hahah she thinks whole amk belong to her ah !)


This attracted all the aunties to turn & stare at us !hahas must be joanne's fellow friends !LOL


Found out smth damn shocking !But i don't wanna tell you !xD


I was daring to order sour plum greentea !aiyarhs i anyhow order & TRY !


It tasted horrible as expected !SO people !don't geikiang & order it too !


Hema didn't want to drink the pearls anymore becos i was singing !EH HEMA ! i tell you ! i from CHOIR one hor !Don't playplay !Anyways JOJO!sorry for making your baobei bag dirty !!!我不是故意的!!!对不起,你很漂亮!那些UNCLES会爱上你!!okokay! i was just kidding about the uncle part !I AM SINCERE !!okay lah this post is freaking boring ! Now here comes the interesting part !




















wdh is that ah neh trying to do sias :O!


*LOOK AT HIS ASS :D*





hahahs joanne say he was trying to kiss that maid and she sort of back off !


LOL!


Bangalas are getting cuter and cuter everyday ah ! doing weird stuffs in public .


hope none of them sees this if not i become roti prata !



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TODAY !


Went for some netball competition...hahahs .came in forth !


I THINK MY TEAM PLAYED WELL !especially fiona & sally.they didn't slp the whole night and they can still fly ah !


joanne's shooting damn accurate !My dad couldn't stop praising her !lols !


oei jo ! you better be honoured !he say i was a gone case ! only know how to pick balls -.-x!


hahahahhahas !


senior's team came in first !


hahahs expected ^^ they played well too !:D GG !


They hiong one lahs ! hahahs ohya !THANKS TO THOSE THAT CAME DOWN TO SUPPORT US !YOU GUYS ROCK LAH !TMR AH ,WLL STRIKE 4D !^^


























I'M PROUD OF ALL OF YOU ! xD
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After the game,went home to bathe & all the stuffys and off to meet my darling tootie !
went to fareast to have our dinner and buy bikini for tmr's outing !
okay i shall tell you a story ..i'm so embarrassing myself now ! But who cares lah ! IT'S FUNNY !

At the bikini shop ....
Lady :Hey girls,you guys want padding for your bikini ?

Both: yeahs

Lady:hmms you all want bao or hou one ?

April: what's the difference between bao and hou ?

Lady :uhs hou is bigger padding.Make your boobs MORE DUA .

April:okay i want the bao one .normal ..val you leas ?

Me: EH ! OF COS HOU LAH ! BIGGER THE BETTER ! MORE SEXY!

April :zzz hahahas -.-x

Lady :showed the wanna laugh face *

Lady :okay ,that would be $4.90 for the bao one and $6.90 for the hou one !

Me: eh wauluas wdhs ! mine more ex !

April :You want dua mah ! so pay more lahs !
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HAHHAHAHS okokay i think it's damn stupid and funny !
alright ,toook loads of pic ! i shall let the pictures do the talking yeah !(














































































she wants that HSM t-shirt badly .her admirers :HINTHINT !


















































FINALLY ! LAST PIC OF THE DAY !YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED !
AIYA ! i wanted to show you one really freaking coool hot ang mo !
but the blogger thingy dosen't allow me to upload it !Too bad girls !
i know you are sad !
hahahahs ! tooodles ^^

Friday, December 26, 2008

Morning Jog=failure

Hey heys ! hahas haven't been blogging for like 4 yrs .still have phobia of my sec 1 blog :x
went for a morning jog with sh & wq (= Jogged for around 10 mins & we started panting like crazy .i the fittest lah ! hahah jkjk .Went to prata house to eat our breakfast.Wq is a failure in chinese man .

Me : wahs damn full sias ,ehs wq help me eat lea .

Wq:my grandfather taught me that what we take we have to eat & what we eat we have to take .

Sh :why don't you translate that in chinese

Wq : hahahs suresure .你拿什么就要吃什么,你吃什么就要拿什么 & he's very proud of what he said-.-x

Me &Sh:HUH ! how you take what you eat ?!

Wq:ehs ,when i go china they say i looked & talked like them :D

Me&Sh: -.-x...tsk hopeless case

walked back & i slept until 1 :D
Thanks afi for your present !omg i love them to the bits !
you rock my socks lah !xoxoxo !






















That's his third prata & he's still hungry .monster -.-